- Buying a stronger whip.
- Changing riders.
- Threatening the horse with termination.
- Appointing a committee to study the horse.
- Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
- Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
- Reclassifying the dead horse as "living-impaired."
- Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
- Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
- Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
- Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
- Declaring that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes more to the bottom line than some other horses.
- Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
- And, as a final strategy: Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
What is your experience?
In my opinion... when you quote another writer's material, you should acknowledge the original author. Especially when the material is as clever as this...
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely right and if you know who the original author is please let me know. It came to me from a friend a number of years ago with the author as anonymous and I should have said so when I posted it.
ReplyDeleteAfter doing some googling I've found a reference to an early use, though not origin, of this philosophy on http://www.businessballs.com/quotes.htm
ReplyDeleteIf anyone has any more information as to its origin, please do let me know. Deanne